I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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