yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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