me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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