Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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