quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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