Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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