How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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