If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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