The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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