Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
She even gives head with a lisp.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
i think im in europe. pls send help
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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