just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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