Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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