doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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