Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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