..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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