Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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