Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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