I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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