But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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