she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
How external is "for external use only"?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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