haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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