Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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