i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I forget how to act sober
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