did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
you would pick up someone in the library
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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