The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
In other news, I just burned my penis
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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