I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
My dick has a subreddit
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
do nipples grow back?
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