You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
a search helicopter?!
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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