ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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