I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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