she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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