Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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