Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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