Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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