So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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