you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
