if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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