party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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