it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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