I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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