I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Do plants get herpes?
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