Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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