ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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