I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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