Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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