I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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