just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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