what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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