he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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