after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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