I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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You. Win. At. Life.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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