we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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