i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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