Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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