Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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