How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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