Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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