Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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