have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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