just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
